jenniferstolzer:

imthesweet:

jenniferstolzer:

I’m crushin’ Ghastly really hard over here. 
I love the fact that he’s a tailor. Like, who makes their tank character a tailor? He can punch you to kingdom come and stitch you a damn good suit. And I like the idea of him being offended when he sees his friends wearing storebought. 
"Valkyrie… what is that coat?"
"Eddie Bauer?"
I wonder if he spots his work out in public and is like “Yeah… I’m good at what I do.” Like he makes dresses and protective clothing for wizards and they show up and are like “Bespoke, seriously, this hoodie saved my life” and he’s like “All in a day’s work, boyo, you keep fighting that good fight”.  I wonder if he gets extra pissed if he sees a bad guy wearing his clothes. I want a fight where he sees someone on the wrong side wearing a coat he made for someone else and he rips the stitches out the side and punches the guy in the kidneys so hard he pees blood. 

"Valkyrie, where is your jacket?"
"Kitana took it"
"oh hell no! where is that little wench!"

If she’d told Ghastly who took it, she’d have gotten back before the end of the book

jenniferstolzer:

imthesweet:

jenniferstolzer:

I’m crushin’ Ghastly really hard over here. 

I love the fact that he’s a tailor. Like, who makes their tank character a tailor? He can punch you to kingdom come and stitch you a damn good suit. And I like the idea of him being offended when he sees his friends wearing storebought. 

"Valkyrie… what is that coat?"

"Eddie Bauer?"

I wonder if he spots his work out in public and is like “Yeah… I’m good at what I do.” Like he makes dresses and protective clothing for wizards and they show up and are like “Bespoke, seriously, this hoodie saved my life” and he’s like “All in a day’s work, boyo, you keep fighting that good fight”.  I wonder if he gets extra pissed if he sees a bad guy wearing his clothes. I want a fight where he sees someone on the wrong side wearing a coat he made for someone else and he rips the stitches out the side and punches the guy in the kidneys so hard he pees blood. 

"Valkyrie, where is your jacket?"

"Kitana took it"

"oh hell no! where is that little wench!"

If she’d told Ghastly who took it, she’d have gotten back before the end of the book

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cecilandcarlosbaldwin:

I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND

(Source: cutetier)

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Things have changed. Your relationship with Skulduggery has deepened, you know it has. You know the lengths he would go to for you, and that’s the problem.
Valkyrie, he would sacrifice the world to save you.

Things have changed. Your relationship with Skulduggery has deepened, you know it has. You know the lengths he would go to for you, and that’s the problem.

Valkyrie, he would sacrifice the world to save you.

(Source: gyuki)

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fuckyeah-orangeisthenewblack:

justcallmeyve:

Finding out you can watch an entire season at once:

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Finding out the next season won’t come out til 2015:

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This is so accurate that it hurts me.

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coluring:

I AM SO SORRY IF YOU KNOW ME IRL

(Source: tipslip)

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terezidactyl:

mpoirot:

so I’ve just discovered soundrown, it’s sort of like rainymood except there’s 10 different sounds that you can listen to and combine to create whatever sort of environment you want (i.e. campfire and night, which is quite lovely)

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are you telling me i could listen to the sound of a coffee shop on fire

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cumber-bitches:

Stop making books into films and start making them into a tv show so we could have a lot more detail to them and they can stick to the book easier.

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stickupituptotheoneswhohurt:

thebootydiaries:

pasta-at-the-disco:

thefaultinourfallout:

when i was a young boy

my father

thought I was an eggplant and fed me to the snakes. Sometimes when I see eggplant emoji I still cry alone in the shower.

To see a marching band.

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penguinlass:

awwww-cute:

He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space

Ground control to major Tom

penguinlass:

awwww-cute:

He jumped in and meowed until i closed the door, maybe he thinks he is going in to space

Ground control to major Tom

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locktobre:

'why are you sitting in the dark' excuse you I've been sitting here all day and it got dark around me I did not choose this

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stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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its-awesome-turtle-time:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s  name is  meatloaf

and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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ghibli22:

loki-s-army-at-221b:

mishasminions:

hellscabanaboy:

kismetjeska:

#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

#SCIENCE BRO FEELS

#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

SCIENCE BROS 5EVA


That moment when you dont know who to ship Tony with so you just ship him with everyone in the movie

This is the third time I’ve reblogged this. NO REGRETS

(Source: lawyerupasshole)

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